My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
I found one of my old phones omg look it at, 1.3 mega pixel camera fuck yes
Women that oppose feminism because they feel they personally have all the rights and respect they need are so incredibly selfish and ignorant to the plight of women not only in their own country, but across the developing world.
if you’re over 18 on this website please consider these fun activites: not bullying people under the age of 16
if you’re any age on this website consider these fun activities: not bullying anyone of any age seriously what the fuck does your age have to do with it just don’t fucking bully people? what the fuck
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)
"You" by Radiohead
"You are the sun the moon and stars…"